Bin there, done that...

Which one of these bins was parked by a girly?

Neither, the men are as bad as the girls at parking wheely bins. There are reports from Scotland of wheely bins being clocked at 110 MPH on the M8; youths have been blamed for much of the carnage in a 200 bin pile up, called Paisley.

I shall now dig a very deep hole and await inkummmmmming artillery from the Northern Shires. Group hug. Mwah mwah.