Shoe size

One of my contractors has left today and emigrated to Australia, jammy bas**rd. I'm going to keep in touch and hopefully I can get a job over there with him.

We went bowling tonight with the in crowd at work for our chrismas do. I found out that lads who i work with wear larger shoes that dont fit them. The reason was because, women look at men's feet to see how big they are. This determines the size of their cock. Big shoes means big cock. Unfortunatly I wear a size 10. That means I need to say i wear a size 15, to impress.

I'm still out up brum partying with mates from work, wished they were spontaneous and mental like my other mates, then there would be a party