Woof, Woof

Christmas. Bring it on. My family's gonna love their gifts. Check it out-
For My Siamese Big Brother, Bogey-
A mouse or perhaps a pack rat, depends on what's available.
For Mom
A dbl.- front paw swear - not to stick my long snout into the trash. Gonna be hard because kleenex makes a fantastic snack.
For Dad
If I say,"I need to go out." I'll mean it. No more fooling around to avoid bed time.
Who says the youngest can't plan? But, I do have one concern, why is my stocking still empty?
Tabasco