Give them the Birch

Not sure my silver birch should be doing this in mid February...

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Asda was nice and quiet this evening.

I had drunk a bottle of water as we went round. When the guy rang it through he commended our honesty whilst telling us that people were particularly bad for eating the cooked chickens whilst shopping and throwing the packets away before reaching the check out.

Clocking my disbelief - he warmed to his theme - and told us about the people who try on underwear in the changing rooms and hand their used ones back on the hangers.

"Stop my good man," I said. "I've heard quite enough."