Or will it?

The very small print on this calendar says
"unless didn't turn the cooker off properly then there is a slight possibiltiy your house might have burned down".
That was vaguely amusing the first time I read it - not so much when I came home to find that Mr Blue and Amber had left a gas ring spewing out gas all day - very scary and then very cold as the girly and I sat with the windows and doors open to get rid of the smell. He was NOT a popular chap when I got hold of him.