Don't Laugh

All those scientists over in Geneva can give up searching for that Higgs Boson particle now. I've found it. It was in our fruit bowl and it's adjusted the mass of our bananas quite considerably as you can see.

These mini fruits still taste like bananas, but you need to eat a whole bunch at a time. Not sure I see the point in them though. It could just be a sign of these hard times where everything's shrinking (like Cadbury's Creme Eggs for example). Or, it could just be the cold. Lots of things shrink in the cold.