What really goes on - continued again

Now it would appear that this area of photography is going to prove the trickiest - I have been informed by a certain wooden man that he is going to need a huge amount of practice before he can master the female form.

As you can see from his artwork he seems to have missed most of her body which is kinda unfortunate.

However for the purpose of this photograph I have allowed his assistant to step outside the camera to show you essential tools. A bucket of cold water and a slap across the face with a cold, wet, dead Guppy should put a stop to distracting thoughts and allow Woody to get on with the job.........