Sailing on the Shelf

I might just step out for a swifty later. There's much to discuss.. But first, some Christmas cards to scribble my autograph on. I see the most expensive bottle of whisky ever has been auctioned. And unemployment has hit a 17 year high. But the big news is undoubtedly the discovery maybe of the Higgs boson. Mind you, Ireland's biggest ever wave was recorded off the Donegal coast. And singing bad songs at footy is noo criminal. I better watch it.
But really today is just a prelude to tomorrow. Yes, the Old Timers Christmas Lunch! I'm so excited I'll struggle to get to sleep.