S.O.S.

Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
all points alert!!
Am being invaded... repeat am being invaded.
Large Lumps of Alien matter are depositing waste matter all over my house AND my TABLE .
Aleins Lumps are then Dancing with JOY at said action
MayDay! MayDay! MayDay!


Also another large alien Lump only allows me time on MY computer in the morning
I NEED HELP



send 3 and fourpence we are going to a dance...HELP!!!