Chit Chat in the Christmas tree

"Is she still here?"

Yeah, and she's still got that camera shoved in our faces."

"She does know that we're Tree ornaments and that we're not real?"

"I think so, but you've got to take pity on her though."

"Why's that then?"

"All she wants to do is take pictures of real birds, but that camera lens she's got is a bit rubbish."

"Ah, I see, so she'll be needing a telephoto lens then?"

"yeah, but word on the tree is someone hasn't been a very good girl this year, so it's not looking promising that she'll get one for Christmas"

"shame really, cos she's really getting on my tits!"