granny's song

You're Granny's Jelly Baby,
With your little noodle nose,
And your wee spaghetti fingers,
And your tiny baked bean toes,
And your tortellini tummy,
And your choux pastry knees,
So if I'm really hungry,
I could eat you for my tea!

(all words copyright Carol Burgess!!!)

Oh god - I've just noticed the huge milky sick stain on our sofa. That would never happen in Hello! Magazine!)