A confused genius

By Lez11

Ikea, empty?

Another relaxing day being off work. Decided to go to ikea to look for a new wardrobe and to my astonishment the place was empty. Ikea is never that empty when it is shut. That's how ikea should be all the while.

2nd day at the gym, before I know it I will be wasting away. Ok I may be slightly exaggerating but being off work and going to the gym which was also empty, you can't beat it. The good thing about the gym when it's empty is that I don't embarrass myself when I'm bench pressing not very heavy weights. Plus you don't have to see blokes kissing their muscles when they have lifted the weight of a small mini, (possers). I bet they can't plank on top of a phone box at 4.30am whilst very intoxicated.

I went to the wolves match tonight, yet more misery, woeful 1st half but an entertaining 2nd half. I had to run back to the train station to catch my train and I thought I was going to miss it. When I got there some woman was holding up the train driver so he couldn't get in is cab and drive the train. I think she was waiting for someone, I hope she gets what's she wants of Santa this year, I might even buy her a present just for holding up the train, angel.

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