Crisis at Santa's HQ

"That was the dry-cleaners on the phone - they've lost my wig and false beard"

Thanks to Richard Mackie, Senior Animal Health Inspector Santa Claus.

N.B.

My Blip exploits reached the East Lothian Courier today - the article states that I have two children, but I'm only feeding and clothing one. Could any ex-wives / girlfriends who have knowledge of this please get in touch?
ELC Blip 365 article

Thanks to Red.