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Thanks to Duncan for making this decoration.
As to the photograph - do you ever do this? It's late, dark out, you haven't taken even a candidate blipfoto. (Could be any reason. In my case I was, slightly ironically, finishing a photo-book - http://tinyurl.com/dxyo9oy.)
You're in danger of letting yourself down.
So you decide you'll find a photograph in the room.
There's usually one there somewhere.
This was #7 of 8.
The simplest.