I.Q. = Shoe-size?

I had a bit of a rant, recently, about dumbing down the Scout Laws. Now I think it's folk in general.

Just when you think it's all over and done with ... Rapid, solo, dash to Sainbury's for butter, caster(ated) sugar and frozen rasps in lieu of the ones we didn't get yesterday for Duck a la Rasp as a change from the ubiquitous Turkfowl.

Just got changed back into full scruff mode and a wail announced there wasn't sufficient double cream to make the Lemon Chiffon pie in lieu of the Christmas pud I only eat out of habit.

Before you / above, you can get an idea of the local I.Q.
What exacerbates the whole thing is the fact that you can't see the entirely empty slot just beyond these carts.

BAH! HUMBUG!! He quoth, with feeling.

Double WHAMMY:-
1st link seems seasonal.

Light entertainment here (Only at Christmas) and here.

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