Merry Xmas

Just trying out the new gift,
A new pair of glasses, no. A nice Paul smith Cashmere polo to wear at the ICA, no.
A Male grooming kit, no. New Camera equipment, no.

No what I have is a mind reading implant it's an early version but still it comes through strong.
Yes that coat is way too short but don't say I know Aunt Violet is a dipsomanic fascist just to the right of Ghengis Khan, but she slumbers heavy with cheap whiskey she brings in a bottle of diet coke, and yes the gravy was salty as fuck, but we don't say because we all know she does not love you and wants to get out as soon as your mum is better, so that will be harder than the sprouts.
Welcome to the i-mind.

Oh don't mind if I do.