The eyes

Of Miss M.

My neice who's staying here tonight along with her wee sister.

Worked a full day at the dreaded M&S today. I tried to get away early as the shop wasn't particularly busy and there were huners of us. But NO was the response. I'm so very glad I'd decided to wear my skinny black jeans in a silent but noticable (iM&S don't like it one bit if you're not wearing regulation scooby, mingin', unflattering baggy arsed 100% polyester troosers) protest at having to work on boxing day, which is really stupid because I signed the contract agreeing to this. I am a 40 year old child.