The Way it should be

Alex-Black and Red Ben-Blue

Alex: Kamchatka to Alaska
Ben: but you can't break the treaty
Alex: watch me. The treaty was already broken last turn

(Dice rolling)

Ben: yes

(Dice rolling)

Ben: ughhh

Alex: Greenland to Quebec

(Dice rolling)

Ben: you sunk my battleship

(Alex Glares at Ben)

Alex: to Ontario

(Dice rolling)

(silence)

Alex: to Northwest Territory

Ben: Dope

Alex: Northwest Territory to Alberta

(Dice rolling)

Ben: yessssss

(more Dice rolling)

Ben: ughhhh

Alex: Central America to Eastern U.S

(Dice rolling)

Ben: Nooooo

Alex: Alberta to Western U.S, and it comes down to this. Canada against the Western United States!

(Dice rolling)

Ben: Yes

(Dice rolling)

Ben: yesss

(Dice rolling)

Alex: That's all folks, massive execution

"...and canada stomped the f*** out of the United States"


Blip Credit Alex Pagliaro