You're Doing It Wrong

This was my biggest fromble of the day. The egg got stuck in the carton. I didn't expect it so my finger went right through it. I don't even think I explained that properly but I swear the egg was stuck in the carton. That shouldn't happen.

I shouldn't be allowed to cook.

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"I don't live in either my past or my future. I'm interested only in the present. If you can concentrate always on the present, you'll be a happy man. Life will be a party for you, a grand festival, because life is the moment we're living now."
-Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist