Someone Knew...

This skip must have been put aside especially for me: It had my name on it.

"The skip will be there by lunch" the bloke said.

At 2:00 pm: "Within the hour..."

At 4:00 pm "In 15 minutes"

It turned up at 5:30 pm. "Thanks mate. I've had an excavator sitting here idle all day waiting for you. Where's the back door of the skip?"

"Just tie an old door to it. She'll be right"

A phone call to the boss: "Sorry mate, it's all I have. Bye".

Not happy. You'd better believe that when they get it back, it will be well above the "Don't fill past this line" line.