Disparate Housecats of Daytona Beach, Episode 55

Pee of No Return Cat Slave made the mistake of doing what old men do - get up in the middle of the night pour la pee de nuit. In his absence from bed, his space to get back in was greatly compromised by Occupy All Sheets headed by the local 100%ers (they are ALWAYS the completely and only important ones) Mirl and Sidd. He had to wriggle diagonally through the tiny hole between the two large fuzz balls being carful to let sleeping cats lie to themselves that they had all that status. Disturbing the important ones gets Cat Slave the night of the long claws or an hour of the repetitive alternating paw pressing known as kitty bed-making. Either prevents sleep for longer than the diagonal wiggle. Poor, poor pussies - so misunderstood.