Dan vs food

This is Dan, one of my best mates... We met up the other evening and having first put the world to rights, we then got chatting about intelligent subjects such as the Man vs Food programme...

if you haven't seen this, it's where an American chap goes around completing eating challenges.... eg if you eat the steak sandwich that contains almost an entire cow then you get a free one, or you win a T-shirt etc... following this intellectual conversation we put Dan to the test on my mum's christmas cake... so this is Dan vs food