Big Brother Is Watching

This is the sign on the door of the 'automatic' toilet near the railway station up the road.

It worries me somewhat because although there are cameras covering the station none of them cover the toilet.

So where is the camera?

Is it inside the construction?

Why would anyone want to keep an eye on our toilet habits?

Are 'they' wanting to make sure we are not wasting paper by using a square of toilet paper too many?

Are 'they' conducting a survey to see how long people spend in the loo so that they can restrict the length of time the loos are used at work?

If I think about this too much I may just sh** myslef and have to use the toilet ...........................

Oh God ....... 'they' are watching me