Guess where I was?

Guess where I was

Questions
1. Going out tonight?
2. Got any holidays booked?
3. Have you been watching Big Brother

Answers
1. Probably just stay in and watch T in the Park
2 No
3.Erm, no.

Answers I would like to have given
1. What's it to you?
2. Mind your own business
3.Do I look like the sort of person that would watch that dross