Fruity Stuff in the Hedgerow

Tracey tells me that these are whores....

Well I never!

As I sat typing this, I glanced through the window only to see Ugly Naked Guy taking a shower, drying off in a rather vigorous manner before getting dressed in his bedroom. His net curtains do not disguise much when it is dark outside and all his lights are on!

If you will excuse me now, I am in need of a rather large brandy.