Big number two

Getting back from jollies is always a bit poo, but at least we have an awesome idea to flesh out: HoliDogs, the easy and convenient dog hire service for out-of-towners.

Our customer-focussed approach will match dogs to punters in terms of energy levels and favourite activities, while we will deter the "wrong kind of people" with our policy that any harm that befalls Fido will be revisited on leasers. Twice. So woe betide any dogs getting run over and killed or left outside Tesco.