Crash

I have 2 words to say to you jt. Moon sand!
Anyone with small children will know what I mean. I hoovered today for the first time this year, is that bad? then got out the moon sand. Well that was a bit stupid. I've now hoovered twice this year.
It was quite fun but is very messy.

So now that jt (my brother) is going to become a dad I need ideas for presents to get him back! Have you noticed the most annoying toys always come from the friends/family with no children?

Well done WelshDragon for getting yesterday's puzzle right, I'll do part 2 later this week if anyone cares.