"Evening Officer"

So, there I was minding my own business taking a photo of Mennock Village (and the lovely moon... and the beautiful river... and the handsome trees...)
when up draws this police car and a police man asks me what I'm doing.

"I'm taking photos of the lovely moon and the beautiful river and the handsome trees, why do you ask?"

"We thought you were a thief"

...must have been the stripey jumper that gave it away.