A TASTY WAY TO SAVE THE EURO.

Doing my bit to save the euro & the economies of our Southern European neighbours, every Kebab or Pizza ensures another Olive skinned adonis can retire on a state pension when he reaches 50!

The Official Greek Handbook...
How to be a cool Greek

Wear clothes of 2 colours, black and white.

Own a cell phone and use it in at inappropriate times-in church, restaurant, funeral, wedding etc.

Refer to anyone who's not Greek despairingly as "xeni" and pity them for not being as cultures and sophisticated as the greeks.

Dress as though you are headed for a club when you're actually going to work or class.

If you are a Greek woman, stare menacingly at the other women around you, especially if there richer or more attractive than you.

If you are a Greek guy, be sure not to bathe to achieve an "earthy" scent, then try to mask it with a lot of cologne; the combination drives babes wild.

Smoke as if is your last day on earth?and smoke only Marlboros.

If you're a single Greek gut, tell women you're a "successful businessman" or that you "own a successful business back in Greece" even if you're an unemployed goat farmer.

Wear only "designer" labels, even if you buy them off a cart on a sidewalk in Manhattan.

Make sure "designer" labels are extremely visible, preferably embroided on the front of the apparel.

If you are a Greek guy, walk 10 feet in front of your woman and call her only when you want sex, then go into a deep depression and lament "theft" of your woman when she dumps you for another guy.

Wear a leather jacket at all times? even in the summer.