Mirror, mirror, on the... ceiling?

What kind of place is this anyway?

Yet another 'mirrored' image, but not like the last few!

Like most five star hotels (or at least the two I have now been in), it is ostentatious as hell but still has stuff that is broken, like the door knob. And the adjoining room door design is just stupid. Most galling, I have to pay $13 a day for internet access. Give me a Best Western any day. I guess I'm just a stupid hick. And cheap.