I'm also a sucker for a tea-towel.

Gaffer had to attend sleep apnoea centre today. Stopped for a bite en route and they always have a selection of towels on the wall. Today this one caught my eye.

After the event we went on  to the Metro centre, looking for a particular article of funiture, under Sodde's Law (Murphy's to you lot over there) they had every item in the range except they one we were looking for.
Talk about psitacosis, I'm sick as a FFFFlaming FFFlock of PPPParrots.