Another bloody power cut.

Wake up, no power. Again.

It's like living in fucking downtown Borneo at the moment.
Have a huge meeting on today, so trying to do
everything in the dark becomes frustrating.

I'm never brilliant at keeping all the toothpaste in my
mouth at the best of times, there are always a few speckles on me.
Today? It's like I've had a full on encounter with porn star Ron Jeremy.

As for the clothing, luckily this is one of the clients I was Gengis Khan
with the other day, but gawd knows what she's going to think of
my ensemble today.
I really think the bottom half of a pantomime cow might be
ok, but with the peep hole push up bra and Spider-man face mask
she might think I'm not really taking the meeting very seriously.

Oh, and I've started my period. Excellent.