'Let Me Consult My Diary!'

Oh sorry I don't know if I'm available that day, 'cause I just put my bloody diary through an economy wash with an extra 16 minutes on the spin cycle! What a ditsy idiot.

My pen was in there too. And all the other clothes had to be washed again due to thousands of pieces of white paper sticking to everything. The interesting or maybe not so interesting thing is though that none of the ink ran. Why would that be then? Who knows and to be honest, who would really care? Opendoor probably will as he bought it for me.

Only 19 days into the year and I've fecked up my diary already. At least I now have an excuse for not showing up for meetings.