Challenge- Something Orange

I was very tempted to blip one of my old school friends who wears FAR too much fake tan, make up and bronzer, however as she lives 3 hours away it was impractical. I'm not being b*tchy; she likes being orange. I asked her why being tan coloured or -god forbid- white is not an option. She says she likes being orange and "the oranger I am the better." I hate the colour orange and fake tan so todays blip was a challenge.

I decided to blip this evil butternut squash, he is smiling because I nearly severed my hand off trying to cut him into reasonable size chunks (how do you do it??), however I am going to turn him into soup. Muahaha.