Waterworks

Have heard a hissing noise in our house for months.
Called Severn Trent round, turns out we have a massive leak under the house.
They sprayed blue paint on the slabs and said it was our responsibility.
Super sleuth Lee and his stop tap of truth went out last night to talk to the neighbours, turns out it has happened to everyone in our street.
Cant wait til they try to charge me for it. Oooh I do like a good fight.
I can feel the pressure building already (get it?)