just in case

30 Day Book Challenge, Day 23: Book you tell people you've read, but haven't (or haven't actually finished)

"Bilbo the silly hobbit started this affair, and Bilbo had better finish it, or himself. I was very comfortable here, and getting on with my book. If you want to know, I am just writing an ending for it. I had thought of putting: and he lived happily ever afterwards to the end of his days."
-The Lord of the Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien