Looking odd...

For a terrifying moment there, I thought I might be normal.

Phew *mops brow*



In other news... a few weeks back I had a dream where John Bishop of comedic fame came round my house and painted all of my ceilings red. This was a problem as I had quite clearly ordered the sky blue with fluffy white clouds theme. I mean, honestly, what lunatic wants red ceilings? Yet my protests fell on deaf ears. He even had the cheek to charge me £49.99 for the work he had done. I was less than amused.

Anyway... yesterday I tweeted John Bishop to admonish him for his blatant cock up. I await his reply.