Fernies Side
I eye up mummy carefully,
watch her pick up a toy,
she says, Help clear up fernie,
I growl NOOOOOOOOOOOOO,
I watch her back down,
I snatch up my box as I yell NOOOO,
(Just to enforce my thoughts and feelings you know)
She picks up the hoover, UH OH,
Me no likes the looks of this, I stand and get closer,
suddenly she grabs my toys,
OMG that is it I have had it,
Breathe....1....2.....3... and
SCREAM, YELL, STOMP,
NOOOOOO MY TOYS, NOOOOO MY TOYS,
I dash round the room frantically grabbing what I can,
I mean how very dare she, this is not on,
I stomp, I strop, I glare, I scream, I shout,
Now your in for it women,
this continues till she gives in,
I sit and she attempts to talk to me,
pppffttttt yea on your own love,
She gives up, sits down, I smile smugly,
grab my drawing box,
squash my butt into it,
and chew my toenails,
fernie,1 Mummy,0!!

Mummy's Version!
All I wanted to do was hoover,
I mean really just hoover,
the floor hidden, I want to pick up toys,
Not realizing I was about to unleash the monster,
I get started, when suddenly this ball of fury,
appears from no were,
Laughing I grab the camera,
the NOOO my toys too cute,
Keeping my cool,
I let her play it out,
filming, knowing I was risking a slap,
I try to clear the floor,
to painful screams of NOOOO MY TOYS,
alright calm down love!!!
My ears slowly ringing,
she stops, I risk speaking to her,
clearly not interested I surrender and
I resign and sit down, and watch the grin cover her face,
A glaring match follows,
as she grabs her drawing box,
I smirk as she navigates her way into it,
though it slowly vanishes as she grabs a toe,
deciding snack time had arrived!!
damn child, its a good job I adore you!!!!


the video!