Guess who didn't buy me a coffee today?

I sipped my tea.

'My worldwide success?
It's all instinct,' he said. Instinctively.

I instinctively called him a smug bastard
but he instinctively side-stepped my reply

and stepped out -
in front of a double-decker bus.

The driver instinctively swerved
(as you would)
to hit the smug bastard.

And that was that.

Success.

It comes to us all.

Eventually.


Dedicated Follower


Couple of commenters wondered if I'd overlaid text. No idea how you do such a thing or why it's such a deadly sin? This is it uncropped