You're Tired

No I'm not
Oh yes you are
NO I'M NOT
Stop shouting at me
I'M NOT SHOUTING
Oh yes you are - you're tired
No I'm not
Well could you try lying down in bed just for a minute to calm down
I'm not going to sleep BECAUSE I'M NOT TIRED
Just lie down
I'M NOT TIRED
Stop shouting
I'M NOT
I'm going to leave you to calm down
I'M NOT TIRED ........ Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Now of course the only way I'm going to be able to say 'I told you so' is by waking him up, because if I mention that he went to sleep very quickly for someone that wasn't tired AT ALL then it will kick off another round.