Bill's gushing entrails bright!!!

Instead of blipping our supper of haggis, neeps and tatties as we celebrate the birth of Robert Burns, Scotland's famous bard, I decided on capturing Bill's knife wound instead.........................as they say in my old hometown of Edinburgh I hope you'll have had your tea!!!


His knife see rustic Labour dight,
An' cut ye up wi' ready slight,
Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
Like onie ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reeking, rich!
An aposit verse from Burns's Address to a Haggis


PS Bill is recovering from a successful carpal tunnel op! Vive la NHS!!!!