take me to the ball

I said - but no amount of waving my magic wand would turn this bloody thing into a porsche.

this is the last pumpkin from the garden - it's been "in storage" i.e. dumped on a shelf since last autumn and I've been feeling slightly daunted by the idea of yet another pumpkin. Oh well, the deed is done, we'll have to eat it all now.....why are they sooooooooooooooooo BIG?!