Jumping

There are lots of jobs that I am eternally grateful I do not have to be gainfully employed in.

For example, why on earth in your cocking life would you sign up to be a children's entertainer?
Why would you want to spend your weekends with about 30 screaming girls, high on pink fairy icing, all thinking they are the original Disney Princess.


Whatever these people are paid, I'm pretty sure it isn't enough.