Willy wonkas brummie chocolate factory

Went to Birmingham today to do a spot of shopping and in the bullring there was the largest chocolate fountain I have ever seen (pic). I thought I was in willy wonkas chocolate factor apart from everyone had a Brumie accent and there was no umpa lumpas, apart from some fake orange tanned women shopping. I was so tempted to dive in head first but I think the security would have gave me a beat down.

I have also found a butchers near me that sells tikka marrinated chicken and minted lamb which is to die for. For tea tonight I cooked the above wrapped in a nann bread, it was the best and probably healthiest kebab I have ever ate sober. Ok I broke my first sober kebab virginity tonight and it was amazing. If I did smoke I would have lit one up there and then.

I'm hopping my lottery numbers come up tonight but if that fails I need arsenal and Sunderland to win tomorrow for £207. If I win the lottery i will buy the willy wonkas brummie chocolate fountain. If I win the £207 I will buy the chocolate fountain from Argos £27.99 and if I don't win I will buy a fruit and nut from the local shop.