Tedium...

It's all fun and games, until somecat gets misplaced in the shed.

When I finally crack and commit mass murder, I want you all to promise me something.

When they come to interview you for the TV special of my crimes, I don't want you to say how quiet I was and, 'the last person you'd suspect of such atrocities'.

I want you to take a deep shuddering breath, pause and then say, 'yeah, we all thought she was a bit odd right from the start.'

Can you do that for me?