?Never run in the rain with you're socks on?

Green Day Quote

I hate socks.

Ok, I don't hate socks. I don't even mind washing socks. I just hate the pairing of socks and the way socks seem to separate themselves from their friends.

It's a conspiracy.

I wish there was a laundry fairy who would come in and make all my laundry disappear and I could start again from the beginning.

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
Phyllis Diller