St Enoch Loch

This body of water is in fact, not a loch, not even a pond, more an out-of-control puddle that occasionally gets sucked up by the council Noo-Noo. My friend has seen the Noo-Noo in action and was far too excited in the retelling of the encounter.

On the shores of the loch/pond/out-of-control puddle you'll find the caves of St Enoch Subway. As you descend into the bowels of the earth you'll experience blasts of warm damp air and a deep rumbling sound that travels up through your feet into your belly. Once you arrive into the underground cavern you'll catch your first glimpse of the underground beast.

Unfortunately the underground beast cannot be imbued with any imaginary beast like qualities because it resembles nothing more than a motorised orange jelly bean. It's cool though!