Stupid Phone

I've disliked my phone since the moment we met - it was always a little slow off the mark and trying too hard to be clever. Today the wi-fi decided not to work... something I've never had a problem with before. I had taken a quick snap of our fish and chip dinner (with home-made mushy peas) but just couldn't blip it. "Don't worry" said Mark, "just connect it to your laptop"... ahhh, connecting it to the laptop has been a long-standing problem. Stupid phone. So instead you get a photo of the photo of the fish, chips and home-made mushy peas.