Whaur's the burds?

"Dad, let's play I spy."

"I thought we might play a game of count the disorientated, Hitchcockesque birds flying above Gran's house instead."



Have you ever seen so many gulls? What do you suppose it is?

Well, there must be a storm at sea, that can drive them inland, you know.


Hell, maybe we're all getting a little carried away with this. Admittedly a few birds did act strange, but that's no reason to...

I keep telling you, this isn't 'a few birds'! These are gulls, crows, swifts...!

I have never known birds of different species to flock together. The very concept is unimaginable. Why, if that happened, we wouldn't stand a chance! How could we possibly hope to fight them?



(This phenomenon HAD to be something to do with the Air Show)