The Arousal Cafe Pt 2

Appearances can be deceptive.
You can't judge a book etc.
And don't count your chickens
before they're hatched
or your cod and chips
before it's on your plate.

But!

This is not what they are hoping for
when they do brave it through the door.

They're expecting some Cor!
and a bit of Phwoar!
and You don't get many of those to the pound, missus

but all they find is Stan
with his pan
which messes
up their dirty plan
and means the poor lads miss
out yet again
on what they hunger for.

They're about as miserable
as a lonely chip
on a dirty floor.

Mouths hang open.


Sex Starved

I think they were hoping for This

Arousal Part 1